Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dancer "Accidentally" Rapes Best Man




A woman in Australia is currently on trial for raping the best man at a bachelor party.

If you're imagining the world's most Xtreme lap dance, that's not quite what went down. Stripper Linda Naggs has been accused of, uh, "breaching" a guy with a sex toy.

The unfortunate best man had ordered an "audience participation" package, which resulted in his ending up buck naked on his hands and knees, at which point Naggs inserted a marital aid right into his holiest of holies. She insists it was a misunderstanding.

The groomsman went to the hospital and he reported the incident to the police the next day. He says had specifically asked Naggs not to stick anything in his butt. If she's anything like our ex-boyfriend, she was probably just confused, drunk, or feeling entitled on her birthday.


http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/08/03/...ches-best-man/

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